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Lool... Who blames him? Even Connery who is famous for his movies which include as a James Bond character is credited to admitting how much he loves women even though he doesn't understand them.

Well...

With Nigeria currently seated at the top of its Group B of the African World Cup qualifiers with three points ahead of Algeria and Cameroon with one apiece and Zambia with none, Super Eagles boss Gernot Rohr has continued to prepare for his team's next game against Algeria on November 12.

He is lucky it was only 'crap' that was beaten out of him...Lol

The video was taken at the launch of a new grassroots hub in Sheffield.

The British born Nigerian was set to fight Wladimir Klitschko on December 10 for the IBF title until the German announced his withdrawal from the heavyweight blockbuster due to a calf injury on Monday night. In his place, 34 year-old 'Drummer Boy' Eric Molina is expected to be announced as a replacement.

Chelsea fans will be very happy to hear that Kourt Zouma has finally returned from his lengthy lay off after that horrific February knee injury he suffered against Manchester United. The 21-year-old suffered a cruciate knee ligament injury in February and missed Euro 2016 as well as the start of the new Premier League season.

Or this...?

Luis Suarez: "I've earned all the awards I've been given. The Ballon d'Or works around marketing so I don't have a chance." Do you agree that he doesn't have a chance?

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Not many people saw this coming. In fact, the way results have been going, not many people are able to predict eventual outcomes. From matchday 9 in the premier league alone there were, Manchester City 1; Southampton. Bournemouth 0:0 Totenham, Burnley 2:1 Everton, Arsenal 0:0 Middlesbrough.

He has never made a secret of how much he wants to own the club and it seems he is certain to sign on the dotted lines soon to ensure that happens. The man himself, Africa's richest man, Alhaji Aliko Dangote has made this confirmation.

Chelsea Football Club officially told the world it was by mutual consent, but José Mourinho, ahead of returning to his former stomping ground with Manchester United, a ground where he lost just about 5 league games in 6 years, he has revealed the truth surrounding his parting ways with the club.

It seems Manchester United fans have Camerounian-Nigerian, Reprudencia Whitenicious, popularly known as Dencia to thank for the seemingly surge of form for their world record buy, Paul Pogba. Reports suggest she is his current partner and she seems to have found a way to knock him into shape. The Frenchman scores two goals on Thursday as Manchester United defeated Fenerbahce in the Europa league.

If there is anyone that knows what Jose Mourinho is like as a coach, its midfielder John Mikel Obi. The Super Eagles captain who has been at Chelsea for both of Mourinho's spells at Stamford Bridge, feels the criticism that has been rained the Portuguese's way has been unwarranted and claims the 53-year-old will emphatically answer his detractors.

The Brazilian shared the photo on IG early this morning suggesting he has returned to Chelsea training after being out for some weeks. Just like Willian who lost his mum last week Thursday, Oscar also lost his granddad and received condolence messages and prayers from the likes of Diego Costa and David Luiz in the days that followed the sad news.

Serious baby face. Lol

The former Tottenham, Southampton and QPR manager who was forced to quit football management to undergo a knee surgery in February 2015. On Tuesday, the 69-year-old, was involved in a freak accident with his wife, Sandra, also 69, when he ran over her in his Range Rover having just dropped her off at the shops.

Who blames the Scots? Even I don't get it correctly always, that is if I ever do. Lol The visitors who were eventual 2:0 winners against Celtic, shared the sign on their official Twitter handle and even went ahead to change their name on the networking site.

They deservedly won the NPFL title for the first time in 32 years, only for them to go on a 'victory/ trophy parade' on a rusty brand eroding and obsolete trailer. That is despite being rewarded with N40 million by the NFF and League Management Company [LMC] due to their heroics.

RANGERS The legendary Scottish club was handed a 12-month transfer ban by Scottish FA in 2012, following allegations over tax evasion and illegally bringing in players. Former Rangers owner Craig Whyte is banned from life; he can’t be involved in the Sottish football in any form whatsoever.The Scottish club was fined £160,000, but that the least of concerns for such an iconic club. Reputation is everything- be it in football, business and in every aspect of life. The former Rangers boss should have known better. FC PORTO The Portuguese club praises itself as one of the most competitive and fair play clubs in Europe. You may think that people with good intentions wouldn’t harm a fly, let alone cheat in a major football tournament. Unfortunately, cheating is a part and parcel of human nature. In 2004, the Portuguese Judiciary revealed a match fixing scandal that had been going on the Portuguese league. The operation dubbed ApitoDourado(Golden Whistle) saw many presidents be

The ex-Nigerian international shared a photo of a proud himself holding the African Cup of Nations (AFCON) trophies he won as a player and a coach accompanied by the caption, "Me and my other twins! The old AFCON cup I won as a player and the new one as a coach. #afcon #supereagles #safa #johannesburg #southafrica." E no easy.

The defender, Izu Joseph, who plys his club trade with Shooting Stars Sports Club [3SC] FC of Ibadan, Oyo State, has been shot dead. According to Brilla FM's twitter handle, he fell at the hands of a Joint Task Force operative in Rivers State over the weekend.

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Chelsea midfielder Willian will miss his side's match against Premier League champions Leicester on Saturday following the death of his mother. Maria Jose Borges passed on at a Syrian-Lebanese hospital in his home state of Sao Paulo after battling a brain tumor for over two and a half years.

A night at the luxury hotel costs 200 Euros. A visitor into the bar is greeted by a virtual sized Cristiano Ronaldo, performing kick-ups, to pose alongside.

The Belgian striker is already is household name at 23 but as we have come to see, he is still a big kid at heart. He demonstrated this once again by revealing his extensive toy collection with a novel dancing tour.

So cool! It's one thing for your dad to be a Barca star, and your mum a multiple time Grammy award winner (2 Grammys and 10 Latin Grammy awards). But when your dad is cool enough to ride you to school in a customized bike, you are on a different level among your fellow rich kids.

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Which side do you think will come out tops? It seems a tricky one for me. The line-ups Are kind of dicey. What Europe seems to lack in attack, they have in defense while what South America seem to lack in defense they have in attack. Tough one.

It was only last week that Scottish side, Celtic, made worldwide news when they fielded a 13-year-old Karamoko Dembele I an U20 match. But Turkish giants Galatsaray have now gone even a step further.

This new series is basically about digging up exciting and nasty quotes from everything football - players, coaches, agents, fans, clubs etc . Some of these quotes you may have never known of until you see them here. I hope you enjoy it!!!

Some ballers, these guys. Legends!

Apologies for being MIA for a while now. Work has been crazy as Yeezy! So what do you make of the photo above that was shared by Twitter user @Footballltrolls ?

Just one more point. That's all Enugu Rangers manager, Imama Amapakabo, and his squad of brilliant fighters need to clinch the club's first league title in 32 years.